Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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