yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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