if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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