Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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