hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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