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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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