Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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