Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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