Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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