foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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