Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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