THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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