I just pynch a tree in the face
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Randomize