the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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