He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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