I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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