dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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