Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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