she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
The air taste purple.
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