Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?