I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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