quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He has the fingertips of a God
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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