It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Quick, to the slutcave!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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