then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am one with the molecules
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