I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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