i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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