Plan B is the new Plan A
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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