I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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