Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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