my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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