is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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