so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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