Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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