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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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