your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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