did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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