3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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