CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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