I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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