We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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