Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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