nut hugger
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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