youre lurking in front of me
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I am naked and annoyed.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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