he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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