Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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