I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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