she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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