He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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