you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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