My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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