so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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