i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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