I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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