My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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